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all movies. no mercy.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Gilbert Got-Fired





     Gilbert Gottfried is such an asshole.  Apparently he didn't learn his lesson after 9/11 when he got in trouble for posting tasteless jokes days after the Twin Towers fell, because he is in hot water again, this time for Japan tsunami jokes.  They have already cost him his job with Aflac, which apparently was his only employment seeing as how Hollywood Squares no longer exists, as well as any sultans in the Middle East in need of an annoying parrot.  He twittered a few days ago:

- I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said “is there a school in this area.” She said “not now, but just wait.”
- Japan is really advanced. They don’t go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
- What do the japanese have in common with @howardstern? They’re both radio active.
- Japan had put out this urgent plea….” PLEASE SEND US A FEW BIlLION RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!"

     Wow, dude.  Seriously?  You have the balls to throw puns at a tragedy that isn't even close to over yet?  Don't you know anything?  According to South Park, it takes 22.3 years for something not funny to become funny. And legitimate for jokes.  So your jokes are 22.3 years too early.  Come back in the fall of 2033 and you may get some laughs, not a pink slip.  

1 comment:

  1. What makes me cringe is the upcoming Aflak jokes with some dude screeching pretending to be Gilbert Gottfried. BTW, those jokes weren't even funny.

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